Congratulations! You found the invisible text. This is strictly to boost our word count for website indexing reasons and to help prove to Google that we are in fact, a real website that deserves to be listed on their search engine. Because we have very little text on our website, it thinks we do not exist and has been unable to index our website. If you couldn't find us on Google that would be why and is exactly what I'm trying to fix without having to post unnecessary information or change the feel of the website. Apparently Google has a hard time indexing webpages that have a word count of 300 or less. I wish I could explain why that is in more detail, but I don't really understand the technological side of it all. That said, here's to hoping this helps! I will now list a bunch of keywords related to our website: bologna, colorado, music, band, tapes, cds, records, clothing, shows, live music, original music, merchandise, online store, buy now, halifax, nova scotia. If you've wasted your time reading this, I'm sorry and thank you I suppose. Rock n roll. Remember those essays with a minimum word count? And you'd just write nonsense, or reiterate your point, or maybe through in some synonnyms, run on sentences, and the like? Yeah, I thought I was done with those, but apparently not. Here's a brief bio from our EPK because 300 words is more than I previously thought. Bologna Colorado is a four-piece rock band based in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Their distinct sound is built on a foundation of simple form, while ripping solos and impromptu mid-set jams keep their show spontaneous and lively. Guitar, bass, a keyboard, a drum kit, and no tricks; just straightforward rock 'n' roll. Alright, that should do it. Here's to hoping this fixes our issues and you can find us on Google without issue once again.